Funny SMS 1
1 Pathan hamesha Apne Mobile K Saath 1 Scissor Rakhta Tha Kisi Ne Poocha"Khan Saab Ye Konsi Science Hai ?"Pathan: :"O Yaara Kbhi Kbhi Call Katna B Par Jata Hy Na"
Funny SMS 2
Duniya K Sabse Jhhote Jokes:
1)2 Aurate Chupchap Baithi Hai.
2)1 Buddhi Bachpan Me Mar Gayi.
3)Ganja Sardr
4)2 Sardr ChessFunny Khelte Hue...
Funny SMS 3
Sardar Ne Chottey Qad Ki Larki Se Shaadi Ki.. Kisi Ne Poocha Tum Ne Aisa Kyun Kiya.. Sardar Bola Mery Walid Ne Kaha Tha Ke.. Musibat Jitni Chotti Ho Utni Achi Hai..
Funny SMS 4
AlwaysHansoJiyoMuskuraoKia Pata
""""""Kal""""
Daant Hon NaHoon
'****'((@..@))( )He He He
Funny SMS 5
Auto Wala:Saab!30 Rupee Hue
Sardar:Le 15 Rupee
Auto Wala:Saab,Ye To Baimani He
Sardar:Abe Baimani Kaisi?Tu Bhi To Saath Beth Kar Aya Hai
Funny SMS 6
3 sardars were going on a motorcycle.Policeman gives hand to stop....sardar shouted : Oye Pagal hai kya tu teen pehle hi bahite hain tu kahan bhaite ga....
Funny SMS 7
1 Police officer bachey se:Beta: Kia tumhare abu “Al Qaida” mein hain?Bacha:Uncle! Mujhe abu ka tu nahin pata per mein..“Noorani Qaida” pe hoon
Funny SMS 8
Kia halat ho gai hai zamane ki,Sabko adat ho gaye hai paise bachanay ki,
SMS to company ne kab k sastay kar diye,Par fitrat nahi badli chillar bachanay ki
Funny SMS 9
Teacher. Bachon wada kro cigrett shrab nahi pioge.bachey:nahi pienge.Teacher:larkio ka pecha nahi karogebachey:nahi karngeTeacher:un pr awazen nahi kaso ge.bachey: nahi kasenge.Teacher: apni zindagi watan pr qurban karoge.bachey: karenge,asi zindgi ka karna bhi kia he.
Funny SMS 10
1 memon subha so ko utha todekha ke uski biwi mar gaye hay.
Wo foran kitchen me gaya orapni beti ko galay laga kar rony laga orbola,“1 banday ka nashta kam banana”
Funny SMS 11
Wife:Please bike taze na chalaomujhey dar lag raha hay.
Sardar: Agar tujhy bhi dar lag raha hayto meri tarah ankhein band kar lay.:P
Funny SMS 12
What is BUSINESS ?
Dad: I want u 2 marry a girl of my choice.
Son: NoDad: The girl is Bill Gate’s daughter.
Son: then Ok.
Dad goes o Bill Gates.
Dad: I want your daughter to marry my son.
Bill Gates: NoDad: My son is the CEO of the World Bank.
Bill Gates: Than ok
Dad goes 2 the President of the World Bank.
Dad:Appoint my son as the CEO of your bank.
President:NoDad:He is the son-in-law of Bill Gates.
President: Then OK
That’s business…!!
Funny SMS 13
Boy 2 God:Give me a pocket full of money,A job & a big vehicle full of girls.
God replied:your wish is fullfilled&He became a bus conductor of karachi university point.:p
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Funny SMS 15
A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurantand puts his fingeron the last of menu: Bring this.
Waiter: Oh! you can’t get itbecause he is the owner of restaurant.
Funny SMS 16
Girl:It’s 2 tight
Boy:Don’t worry,I’ll do it slowly
,Gal:Push it in,Boy:Ah..I can’t,
Gal:It’s painful,
Boy:Forget it
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We’ll buy new WEDDING RING!
Funny SMS 17
A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabinandsaythat i will do anything to pass in the examsand professor saysNOW OPEN YOUR......Books And Study
Funny SMS 18
Admi:Mujhe sardar bana do
Doc: uske liye tumhara 50% dimagh nikalna parega
Admi: OKDoctor ne ghalti se 90% nikal dia.
Admi hosh mein aa k bola: Khocha ye tumne kia kar dia.
Funny SMS 19
How woman calls their husband in first 6 years
1 Yr .Janu
2 Yr O G.
3 Yr Sunte ho?
4 Yr O bunty k pappa
5 Yr Kahan mar gaye?
6 Yr Tum aate ho k main aaon?
Funny SMS 20
Wife:Jaanu kash aap SMS hotay,Main aap ko save karti,
Husband:Jaan-e-man, kaash tum ring tone hoti,Main her haftay tumhe change karta