Your mama is so fat, when she sings, its over
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I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode
CATS HAVE NINE LIVES PEOPLE HAVE 1 MESS WITH (YOUR NAME) AND U'LL HAVE NONE!!!
Just because you're stupid doesn't mean I'm lying
Excuse me, but I think my karma just ran over your dogma
You smell like the splashboard of an Indian urinal during mango season
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception
Welcome to loserville. Population: you
It's people like you who give scum a bad name
I've had fun before. This isn't it
Don't hate me because I'm beautiful, hate me because your boyfriend/girlfriend thinks so
I dream about a monster, about you!
Your village called, their idiot is missing
Girls/Guys are like lava lamps: good to look at, but not very bright
I'd smack you but shit splatters!
It's not that I am anti-social. I just don't like you
Harrasing me about my smoking may be hazardous to your health!
You're the cum your mother should have swallowed
If your parents got divorced, would they still be brother and sister?
Now I understand why some animals eat their young!
I have PMS and a gun... now what were you saying?
I may be fat, but you're ugly, and I can diet
Your so ugly they put your picture on the airline sick bag
Please buy parfume! I can smell you through my speakers!
Screw Fear. Drink Beer
Roses are red, violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the ZOO!
What are you looking at?
Get stoned, drink cement
When being ugly would make money, you would be Bill Gates!
Don't be sad, don't be blue. I want a girl/boy, but not you!
Fighting for peace is like having sex for virginity
Of course you have
My neighbour is so ugly I broke in his/her house to close the curtains!
Men are like postmen, they leave after they put it in
Don't like my msn name? Look away than!
Don't be so loud, I can hear you from here!
You think I'm a bitch? You should meet my mother!
Don't even try to click my username
Want to destroy your enemy? Make him a friend
Your breath stinks like the ass of a bear
LOVE MSN Nicks
The shortest word for me is I, the sweetest word for me is LOVE, but the only word for me is YOU
2 good 2 be 4 gotten
Ur hot as fire sharp as glass u break my heart ima kick yo ass!
Nice pants, can I test the zipper?
To the world you are just one person but to one person you may be the world
Is that a gun in ur pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Don't hate the player, hate the game
Love is when u don't want to go to sleep cuz reality is beta than a dream
Do you believe in love at first site, or should I walk by again?
I'm loved by some, hated by plenty, but wanted by many
*ToUcH Me* *TeAsE Me* *cOmE On BaBY * pLeAsE Me*
Can i borrow your library card because i'd like to check you out!
Kisses spread germs and germs are hated.....so kiss me baby!! I'm vacinated!
Call me anytime, I won't be home
I’ve lost my phone number, can I have yours?
Sigh... (name) is in love with me
I'm not smiling at you, I'm trying not to laugh!
Love is blind. I know, because you don't see me
Guys are air for me, and without air I can't live
Aren't you tired? You're walking for hours in my head!
If loving you is wrong, I don't wanna be right
Stupid cupid... stop pickin on me!
Some girls/boys have 7 boys/girls for 7 days but I have one for always
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you!
Love is like war..:: Easy To Start.. Difficult To End..And.. Impossible To Forget..!!
Love Is More Than Just A Kiss
Be smart,be clever put me in your heart for ever
Love is like heaven but it can hurt like hell
I Close My Eyes And Kiss Your Lips, Then I Go To Paradise
Love is a Feeling that Lasts Forever..
You can fall in the water, you can fall off a tree but the best way to fall is to fall in love with me
Roses are red diaments are plastic, I am great, you are fantastic!
Don't love me for fun, love me for a reason .. let the reason be love
You can win me ,you can lose me but try 2 never use me
Love is the answer, but while you’re waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
Love is a slow poison
Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you're in
Accountants are the best lovers. They can do it all night long and keep their balance!
True Love is like ghosts, Everyone talks about, But very few have seen
2 good 2 be 4 gotten
Ur hot as fire sharp as glass u break my heart ima kick yo ass!
Nice pants, can I test the zipper?
To the world you are just one person but to one person you may be the world
Is that a gun in ur pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Don't hate the player, hate the game
Love is when u don't want to go to sleep cuz reality is beta than a dream
Do you believe in love at first site, or should I walk by again?
I'm loved by some, hated by plenty, but wanted by many
*ToUcH Me* *TeAsE Me* *cOmE On BaBY * pLeAsE Me*
Can i borrow your library card because i'd like to check you out!
Kisses spread germs and germs are hated.....so kiss me baby!! I'm vacinated!
Call me anytime, I won't be home
I’ve lost my phone number, can I have yours?
Sigh... (name) is in love with me
I'm not smiling at you, I'm trying not to laugh!
Love is blind. I know, because you don't see me
Guys are air for me, and without air I can't live
Aren't you tired? You're walking for hours in my head!
If loving you is wrong, I don't wanna be right
Stupid cupid... stop pickin on me!
Some girls/boys have 7 boys/girls for 7 days but I have one for always
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you!
Love is like war..:: Easy To Start.. Difficult To End..And.. Impossible To Forget..!!
Love Is More Than Just A Kiss
Be smart,be clever put me in your heart for ever
Love is like heaven but it can hurt like hell
I Close My Eyes And Kiss Your Lips, Then I Go To Paradise
Love is a Feeling that Lasts Forever..
You can fall in the water, you can fall off a tree but the best way to fall is to fall in love with me
Roses are red diaments are plastic, I am great, you are fantastic!
Don't love me for fun, love me for a reason .. let the reason be love
You can win me ,you can lose me but try 2 never use me
Love is the answer, but while you’re waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
Love is a slow poison
Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you're in
Accountants are the best lovers. They can do it all night long and keep their balance!
True Love is like ghosts, Everyone talks about, But very few have seen
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