People who make hand-kisses are freaking lazy!
On your knees! I am online
(name) connecting people...
Wait a minute... I am bringing an offer to the toilet gods
What does really suck? A giraffe with pain in his neck
Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!
Hi! My name's Nobody. Nobody is perfect.
La La Li La - Can't hear you - La Li La La
You don't have to be the best, be better than the rest!
I can do it, I can let it be but I get it done!
It's brown and it doesn't weight much... lightbrown!
Did you just grab my ass?
Select my name and press ALT + F4
Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?
This guy/girl needs a tutorial
A selfish person is someone who doesn't think about me
Does people working at Pickwick ever get a coffeebreak?
Who farted!?
Here I am! What were your other 2 wishes?
It's green and it's peaks behind a corner... a spionach!
Nobody like me, so I always have 1 friend
Girls/Boys are great, every boy/girl should own one
You know it's always business doing pleasure with you
If you throw rice at weddings, will asian people throw hotdogs?
I’ve lost my phone number, can I have yours?
One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject
When I’m good, I’m really good, but when I’m bad I’m better
I'm not smiling at you, I'm trying not to laugh!
24 hours in a day ... 24 beers in a case ... coincidence? I think not…
I'm fat, but your ugly. I can diet
English! Who needs that? I'm never going to England!
You may laugh because I'm different but I laugh because you're all the same
If at first you dont succeed skydiving isnt for you
Take a break like it is a sort of screen saver!
I am on the seafood diet. I see food and I eat it!
ScReW TwiZzLeRS!! i'LL MaKe YoUr MoUtH HaPPy!
I aint guilty, im just not innocent! ;-)
Can I get your picture? I collect nature disasters
For all you who talk about me, thanks for making ME the center of YOUR world!
I'm cool, I'm hot....I'm everything you're not
You and the bank own a very lovely home
I would tell ya to go to hell but all dogs go to heaven
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
You don't buy the drink here, you only rent it
All racists who are prepared to die for their country, why not now?
Drinking is the answer, I don't remember the question
Superman is a travestite
Do they have reserved parking for non-handicap people at the Special Olympics?
Booze is the answer. I don't remember the question
Lower the age of puberty!
God bless Atheism
I drink to make other people interesting
My life is like a porno-movie, without the sex
An unfortunate person is one tries to fart but shits instead
A miserable person is one who truly enjoys a fart but can't
Anarchists of the world, unite!
Why doesn't the fattest man in the world become a hockey goalie?
Don't be open-minded, your brains might fall out
Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss
FRIENDSHIP MSN Nicks
Only a true friend tells you the real truth about yourself
I know you are a real friend. Why? I just know!
Are you a friend because I am friendly?
Dogs 4 life
Cats 4 life
A friend will always help you
A lot of people know me, but you know me best!
My friends are my world!
Wanna be friends again?
Girls night tonight!? H yeah!
Should I smile beause you're a friend, or cry cause that’s all we'll ever be?!
True friends don't need words
Dogs in da house tonight
Don't mess with us before setting up your testament
Just because I'm friendly, doesn't mean we're friends!
My girl goes before ANYONE!
It's great to be friends with you!
You know who I'm talking to, let's rock tonight!
Don't mess with my cats
Friendly makes friends
What is a friend? 1 soul in 2 bodies
There are no strangers, only friends you haven't met yet
If you tell someone you like people, they can't resist liking you back
He/She who has a thousand friends has not a friend to spare,
who has one enemy will meet him everywhere
Misfortune shows those who are not really friends
Nothing changes your opinion of a friend so surely as success - yours or his
True friendship is a plant of slow growth
A good friend can tell you what is the matter with you in a minute
Without friends no one would choose to live, though he had all other goods
A friend who turns into a enemy has never been a friend
A faithful friend is the medicine of life
Friendship needs no words....
The best personal mirror is the opinion of a friend
Nobody like me, so I always have 1 friend
Two are better than one
A true friend tells you your faults in private
A true friend is someone who is there for you when he'd rather be anywhere else
True friendship never ends
Most people walk in and out of your life. But only friends leave footprints in your heart
Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty
As long as forever, I will stay by your side; I,ll be your companion, your friend and your guide
Friends are like condoms: they protect you when things get hard
Friends are like good bras: supportive, hard to find, and close to the heart
Fate chooses your relations, you choose your friends
Have no friends not equal to yourself
It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them
We will be friends until forever, just you wait see
Side by side or miles apart, dear friends are always close to the heart
A real friend is someone who walks in when the rest of the world walks out
True friendship comes when silence between two people is comfortable
Life without friendship is like the sky without sun
Friendship often ends in love; but love in friendship--never
Friendship is a special kind of love
Friendship is a horizon which expands whenever we approach it
The secret to friendship is being a good listener
One loyal friend is worth ten thousand relatives
Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes
My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me
We are all alone untill we accept our need for others
A true friend stabs you in the front
COOL MSN Nicks
If Italians taste as good as their icecream, i want two!
If I didn't have you, you didn't have me
Badgirl/Badboy with good intentions
If I ain't g0t j0ee babY!
Some people are so afraid to die that they never begin to live
You are a star, fall for me!
Hopelessly devoted to you!
Hey I'm not the bitch/ahole, I am THE bitch/ahole!
Sparkle your MSN, add me!
Boys are smart, boys are brave. Girls are smarter and behave!
Gils are pretty, girls are smart. Boys are smarter and got a big heart!
You are a walking fishbowl, I see right through you
You can always call me (70 cents p/m)
Is a full harddisk lighter than an empty one?
How pretty I am? Pretty cool!
How to keep an idiot busy for about 5 seconds? Well, like this!
Homework? Do I pay school money to work at home!?
I'm blonde, but I ain't stupid
How do you call the end of a shoe-lace? Exactly!
How to get an dino from the water? Wet!
Intelligence could be instinct which has it at the wrong end
When life hands you a lemon, break out the tequila and the salt!
What is arrogance? Thinking you can compete with me!
I’ve lost my phone number, can I have yours?
Not me, not now, maybe later...
Life's a beach... Surf it up!
Trying is the first step towards failure
I think crime pays. The hours are good, you travel a lot
If it is tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but milk do?
Smile and the world smiles with you. Fart and you stand alone
I'm more drunk than a three-legged chicken on a wet patch of ice!
When I'm good I'm very good but when I'm bad I'm better
To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all life's problems
WaNnA PLaY ArMy?? ... Ok! SiT BaCk AnD i'LL BLoW ThE HeLL OuT oF YoU!
I avoid temptation unless I can't resist it
I love work; it fascinates me; I can sit and watch it for hours
Booze may not be the answer, but it helps you to forget the question
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people
Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?
When cows laugh, does milk come out of their nose?
Gravity always wins
The easiest way to avoid a hangover is to just stay drunk
There are some that are wise and others that are otherwise
I'm not an alcoholic. I am a drunk. Alcoholics go to meetings
Buy land, they have quit making it!
Don't judge a man by his boxers, it's what's inside that counts
I'm not suffering from insanity, I'm enjoying every minute of it
Eat healthy, exercise more, still die
Politicians prefer unarmed peasants
Time is what keeps things from happening all at once
Women/Men who seek to be equal with men/women lack ambition
What happens if you get scared half to death... twice?
Smile, it makes people wonder what you're up too..
Opinions are like assholes... Everyone's got one, and they stink
Sometimes I wish I were you, just so I could be friends with me
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most
If marriage is outlawed, only outlaws will have inlaws
I don't have to be careful, I've got a gun.
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