Sardar SMS1
Sardar:Begum aaj chicken
bohut maze ki bani hai
kiakoi khaas masala lagaya hai ?
Sardarni:Nahi bus zara murghi
jal gaithi wo main ne BURNOL laga di thi.
Sardar SMS2
Sardar english k paper main fail ho gaya,
He did translation:
1.Main aam admi nahi honI’m not a mango man
2.Sarda or garma fruit hain.Colda & hota r fruits
3.Mujhey bhi english ati hayEnglish comes 2 me also
4.do ro do chaar.give and give four.
5.Mera taluk hari pur hazara se hayI belong 2 green pur thousanda.
Sardar SMS3
A sardar had a child after 3 month of marriage.
He asked his wife ye 3 month k bad bacha kaise howa?
Wife replied:tumhari shadi ko kitna arsa hua?
sardar:3 months.
Wife: or meri shadi ko ?
Sardar: 3 months
Wife: or bacha kitne month k baad?
Sardar:3 month.
Wife: total kitne hue?
Sardar: oye 9 months & start dancingBalle Balle
Sardar SMS4
Sardar 2 friend: Guess how manycoins I have in my pocket?
Friend:If I guess right, u give me 1?
Sardar:Oji, I will give both of them
Sardar SMS5
Sardar darvaze pe GUN liye khara tha
Wife: y r u standing here?
Sardar: Sher k shikar pe ja raha hon
Wife: To jao na..!
Sardar: Kase jaon baher KUTTA khara hai
Sardar SMS6
Sardar ko truck ne takkar mar di
Dost: Yar jo hona tha hogayaper tu itna dara huwa Q hai?
Sardar: Yar kion k us truck k pichay likha tha“Phir Milenge”
Sardar SMS7
Sardar ki wife inspecter se!
Mera husband ek hafte pehle aalolene gaya tha
abhi tak wapis nahi aaya
Inspector bhi sardar tha bola
to behan kuch or paka lo.
Sardar SMS8
Captain:Naujawanon come forward.
Sardarji does not move.
Captain: You did not move forward,
why?
Sardarji: oji you sair 9 jawanon,
I was the 10 in line!
Sardar SMS9
Professor:Chemical symbol of Barium?
Sardar: BA
Professor:For sodium?
Sardar: NA
Professor:What will we get if 1 atom of BA& 2 atoms of NA combined?
Sardar: BANANA
Sardar SMS10
Sardarji says I LOVE YOU to his girl friend
and suddenly falls on the floor.
Girlfriend:What is this?
Sardarji:Oji, I am falling in love!
Sardar SMS11
Sardar selected a short girl to marry.
Why?
Because guru ji told him
Musibat jitni choti ho utna acha hai …
Sardar SMS12
3 sardar bed pe so rahy thy,
un tenon ko jaga theek
se nahi mil rahi thi.
phir 1 sardar bed se niche sone laga.
2nd sardar: ab jaga ho gai hai,
uper ajaa.
Sardar SMS13
Four guys1 from
Harward:
1 Oxford
1 Texas &
a Sardar from Pujab university
1 common question:What is the fastest thing in world?
Oxford:Light
Harvard:Thought
Texas:Blink of an eye
Sardar:It’s loose motions,
because last night
I was lying in my bed& before
I could blink,
think or turn on the lights,
it was over!
Sardar's SMS 14
Race dekhte howay
sardar ne dosray se pocha
“Inam kis ko mile ga?”
2nd:”Sub se agey waley ko
”Sardar tu phir peechay waley kion bhag rahe hain?
Romantic SMS
Love SMS 1
Beetay pal wapas la nahi sakte
Sukhe phool wapas khila nahi sakte
Kabhi kabhi lagta hai aap hamein bhul gaye
par dil kehta hai k aap hamein bhula nai sakte.
Love SMS 2
R: is for red.
RED: is for blood
BLOOD: is for heart
HEART: is for loveLOVE: is for you
YOU: is for me
ME: is for you.
(((I MISS YOU)))
Love SMS 3
I have 3 parts of my heart,
.
.
.
1st 4 my Allah,
.
.
2nd 4 my Family,
.3rd 4 myFriends.
*
*
But no part 4 u,
Becoz,
U
R
My
Heart
Love SMS 4
Hichkion ka aana ye batata hy,
Koi humain yaad kar k khud ko rulata hay,
Dil nahi samajhta magar ye tu such hay,
Shiddat se yaad hamain bhi koi aata hai..
Love SMS 5
Ishq ne hume Rula Diya
Jis Per Marte The usne hi hame bhula Diya
hum to unki yadon mein hi jee laitay,
magar unhone to yaadon mein hi ZEHER mila diya
Love SMS 6
TRUE LOVE means:
To FEEL someone in ever HEARTBEAT,
to FIND someone in every THOUGHT,
to SEE someone with CLOSED EYES,
and to MISS someone without reason:)
Love SMS 7
Sahil per khare khare humne shaam kardi,
Apna dil or duniya aap k naam kar di,
Ye bhi na socha kaise guzregi zindagi,
Bina soche samjhe her khushi aap k nam kar di
Love SMS 8
Your precious love has
turned my life completely around,
I feel lik Im wlaking but
my feet dont seem 2 touch d ground..!!
Love SMS 9
Heart is like a bottle of perfume.
If u never open it nobody knows the
fragrance inside it..
If u keep it always opensoon u will loose ur fragrance.
So act wisely.
Love SMS 10
Love is like playing the piano.
First you must learn to
play by the rules,
then you must forget the
rules and lay
from your heart.
Beetay pal wapas la nahi sakte
Sukhe phool wapas khila nahi sakte
Kabhi kabhi lagta hai aap hamein bhul gaye
par dil kehta hai k aap hamein bhula nai sakte.
Love SMS 2
R: is for red.
RED: is for blood
BLOOD: is for heart
HEART: is for loveLOVE: is for you
YOU: is for me
ME: is for you.
(((I MISS YOU)))
Love SMS 3
I have 3 parts of my heart,
.
.
.
1st 4 my Allah,
.
.
2nd 4 my Family,
.3rd 4 myFriends.
*
*
But no part 4 u,
Becoz,
U
R
My
Heart
Love SMS 4
Hichkion ka aana ye batata hy,
Koi humain yaad kar k khud ko rulata hay,
Dil nahi samajhta magar ye tu such hay,
Shiddat se yaad hamain bhi koi aata hai..
Love SMS 5
Ishq ne hume Rula Diya
Jis Per Marte The usne hi hame bhula Diya
hum to unki yadon mein hi jee laitay,
magar unhone to yaadon mein hi ZEHER mila diya
Love SMS 6
TRUE LOVE means:
To FEEL someone in ever HEARTBEAT,
to FIND someone in every THOUGHT,
to SEE someone with CLOSED EYES,
and to MISS someone without reason:)
Love SMS 7
Sahil per khare khare humne shaam kardi,
Apna dil or duniya aap k naam kar di,
Ye bhi na socha kaise guzregi zindagi,
Bina soche samjhe her khushi aap k nam kar di
Love SMS 8
Your precious love has
turned my life completely around,
I feel lik Im wlaking but
my feet dont seem 2 touch d ground..!!
Love SMS 9
Heart is like a bottle of perfume.
If u never open it nobody knows the
fragrance inside it..
If u keep it always opensoon u will loose ur fragrance.
So act wisely.
Love SMS 10
Love is like playing the piano.
First you must learn to
play by the rules,
then you must forget the
rules and lay
from your heart.
Birthday SMS
Birthday SMS 1
if kisses were rain id send u showers,if fun was time id send u hrs,if u needed a friend id send u me!*Happy Birthday To You Sweetheart
Birthday SMS 2
Its a nice feeling when you knowthat someone likes you,someone thinks about you,someone needs you;but it feels much better whenyou know that someonenever ever forgets your birthday.“HAPPY BIRTHDAY“.
Birthday SMS 3
Sweetheart!u r so beautiful my love 4u will always b true,here’s a wish 4 my darling…may all your dreams come truei wish u a very happy birthday.with lots of love and kisses…from a heart that beats…just 4 you by me.
Birthday SMS 4
Lovely msg for a Lovely Person
from Lovely Friend
For a Lovely Reason
at a Lovely Time
from a Lovely Mind
in a Lovely Mood
in a Lovely Style
to wish you
Have a Lovely “BirthDay”
Birthday SMS 5
Happy birthday to you,Even though i wish it earlier i dun cared.Dun forget bout our friendship, that we’ve shared.
Birthday SMS 6
Life is very short,So enjoy every moment,Dont lose your confidenceGo always ahead.
Happy Birthday
if kisses were rain id send u showers,if fun was time id send u hrs,if u needed a friend id send u me!*Happy Birthday To You Sweetheart
Birthday SMS 2
Its a nice feeling when you knowthat someone likes you,someone thinks about you,someone needs you;but it feels much better whenyou know that someonenever ever forgets your birthday.“HAPPY BIRTHDAY“.
Birthday SMS 3
Sweetheart!u r so beautiful my love 4u will always b true,here’s a wish 4 my darling…may all your dreams come truei wish u a very happy birthday.with lots of love and kisses…from a heart that beats…just 4 you by me.
Birthday SMS 4
Lovely msg for a Lovely Person
from Lovely Friend
For a Lovely Reason
at a Lovely Time
from a Lovely Mind
in a Lovely Mood
in a Lovely Style
to wish you
Have a Lovely “BirthDay”
Birthday SMS 5
Happy birthday to you,Even though i wish it earlier i dun cared.Dun forget bout our friendship, that we’ve shared.
Birthday SMS 6
Life is very short,So enjoy every moment,Dont lose your confidenceGo always ahead.
Happy Birthday
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